(Source: luaceleste, via sex-bi)
Grass cells under a microscope.
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY
"the sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful!"
that was the cutest thing I have ever read
OMG!!!! THE HAPPY!!!!
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
Teaching the world to be better, one extremely rude clumsy bastard at a time.
(Source: gottsmote, via absolutezeronow)
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
Hickeys are beautiful they’re like a temporary tattoo showing where your lips once were
Try telling that to my mom tomorrow when she glares at me for having hickeys on Easter
(Source: sports-and-girls, via whoaaitsjess)
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me