(Source: allonso, via amaimon-pheles)
90% of australian television is just white people crying about cooking or renovating.
(Source: diamond-joe, via wallmegan)
"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
(Source: icelemontae, via niigoki)
i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws.
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*